On the first day of Christmas my farmer gave to me
a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the second day of Christmas my farmer gave to
me two Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the third day of Christmas my farmer gave to me
three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax, and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the fourth day of Christmas my farmer gave to
me four cows to catch, three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a
bale of hay.
On the fifth day of Christmas my farmer gave to me
five frozen faucets, four cows to catch, three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax and
a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the sixth day of Christmas my farmer gave to me
six slippery snow banks, five frozen faucets, four cows to catch, three blocks
of oak, two Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the seventh day of Christmas my farmer gave to
me seven orange barn cats, six slippery snow banks, five frozen faucets,
four cows to catch, three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a bale
of hay.
On the eighth day of Christmas my farmer gave to
me eight milking machine liners, seven orange barn cats, six slippery snow
banks, five frozen faucets, four cows to catch, three blocks of oak, two Yak
Trax and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the ninth day of Christmas my farmer gave to me
nine links of Jamesway chain, eight milking machine liners, seven orange barn cats, six slippery snow banks, five frozen faucets, four cows to catch,
three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the tenth day of Christmas my farmer gave to me
ten strings of baling twine, nine links of Jamesway chain, eight milking
machine liners, seven orange barn cats, six slippery snow banks, five frozen
faucets, four cows to catch, three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax and a pitchfork
in a bale of hay.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my farmer gave to
me eleven gutter shovels, ten strings of baling twine, nine links of Jamesway
chain, eight milking machine liners, seven orange barn cats, six slippery
snow banks, five frozen faucets, four cows to catch, three blocks of oak, two
Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my farmer gave to
me twelve dirty sweatshirts, eleven gutter shovels, ten strings of baling
twine, nine links of Jamesway chain, eight milking machine liners, seven orange barn cats, six slippery snow banks, five frozen faucets, four cows to
catch, three blocks of oak, two Yak Trax and a pitchfork in a bale of hay.
But I love him anyhow......
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7 comments:
Since you mentioned it, Dad needs some more baling twine ends, please!
Mom
Love this, and I suspect he loves you too!
Funny, and also very true!
Oh, stop braggin'.
A complete romance and better than a partridge.
Well, at least you didn't get a lump of coal and a willow switch! :D
How much does he need, Mama? I will dig some up this morning. Lord knows we have plenty.
Nita, lol, he prolly does...he has put up with me long enough and he is a good sport when I pick on him for all the world to read.
Rev. Paul, thanks
June, sorry, but I get such cool gifts I couldn't resist. lol
Jan, lol, true dat. The nitty gritty of farm couples.
JB, this is true. And with all this ice I am loving those Yak Trax! lol
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