....why I am this way. M
y parents, (abetted by my grandparents), used to sing this song to me. It was performed at different times by Bing Crosby and Dorothy Shay, who released it in 1947. I was born the same year as Vladimir Putin and am three days younger than Dan Akroyd, so I don't know why they chose me for this particular golden oldie. I was a nice kid, really I was. There were other female grandchildren in the family, but I was the only one to receive the signal honor of my own song. It is really not fair.
Here is the chorus:
Daughter, baby daughter,
Poisoned all the neighbors chickens.
Daughter hadn't oughter
Least 'till she could run like the dickens.
They hit her with a shovel!
They pronounced it "Dotter".
They still call me that.
My mommy is crazy. And Liz disappered again. We were going to go get lunch... I think she ran into someone....
ReplyDeleteAhh... here's a link to the poetry my mother read to us at night...
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/2a7w4t
Feel free to scar... I mean, share this with your kids...
Yeah, yeah, Beeze, I know
ReplyDeleteMatthew...I feel SO much better now that I have read that....I will be scarring, er, sharing ASAP.
Well, at least unlike some of us - you can point to the source of some of your eccentricities. I'm still trying to come up with explanations :0)
ReplyDeleteToo funny! And like Cathy, I'm not sure why I'm the way I am...
ReplyDeleteHi Cathy, yeah, it is good to know who to blame. lol
ReplyDeleteLaurie, I am glad to have an excuse.
That's funny! I am clueless as to what warped me - LOL
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Easter and best wishes for a terrific week!
Poisoned the chickens...how sweet you must have been..
ReplyDeleteHi Marti, I don't think you are all that warped, just very, very funny. Thanks for visiting! Good Easter week to you and yours as well.
ReplyDeleteTom, I didn't, really I didn't.
I LIKE chickens!
I even keep my mean old egg-eating rooster around, when really he is a very bad boy.
my mommy is cwazy... my mommy is cwazy... we wuves her anyway..
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