I am definitely an "ornery, self-obsessed, unhealthy, consumer-driven, gluttonous, idiot-box- watching troglodyte"
Or if I am not, I wanna be. (Actually I rarely watch TV, but I do read trashy novels and surf the net to excess.) I also wish I had written this on the nanny state and its ridiculous, nearly religious, all encompassing, regulatory fever.
However, David Harsanyi has done a great job, so you can just read what he thinks about outlawing loose fitting slacks, sin taxes and the loss of personal freedom in the name of government induced utopia.
You're not self-obssessed!
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Love ya, TC. :)
Great Rant!
ReplyDeleteHillarious! I'm going to add cream (among other things) to my eggnog tonight, and hope the neighbor doesn't call the diet police!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny :) I never realized that eating a Big Mac put me in the same moral category as a "junkie".
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they haven't closed down all the McDonald's long before now.
Happy New Year!
I'm with Nita, more cream too and only the good stuff! Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteLoved it!! Now if I can figure out how to get more yummy trans fats in my diet...
ReplyDeleteOnly you, would know, but we like you very much the way you are - you share the beauty of your heart so well. Have a Happy New Year, three hours before I catch up, but that is fine.
ReplyDeleteFred I'm going to continue to eat my red meat and have sugar in my coffee!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Finaly over the cold the kids had feeling pretty good today.
Love
Matt
Mrs. M well.....maybe not, but I'll bet I'm a troglodyte. Lol
ReplyDeleteJeffro, I get so tired of the morality police. They need to find somewhere to get lives of their own so they can leave mine alone.
Nita, you go girl!! We are getting our junk food together for tonight as everyone was too tired last night to bother with anything.
Deb, it's potato chips with me...I am so darned decadent and immoral that way. lol
Linda, ditto and Happy New Year to you too!
Jan, hooray for junk food is all I can say...and dairy products, can't forget dairy products!
Earl, thank you so much! That is so nice. You have a Happy New Year!
Matt, sugar in the coffee, lots of cookies! Yeah!! Love you too. Stay warm!