Or is it hate? (hard to tell with a cat.)
(Especially a warped cat. And Elvis is warped...hates all other cats with a killing passion. We think he is channeling a dog...Maybe an 80-pound pit bull rottie cross with issues.)
Anyhow, I went out in the front hall the other day (it is part of the house that is closed off for winter) to find Mr. Kitty himself glaring at me, with that half/guilty/half go-to-Hell look that cats have, as he mauled this kitty.
He had to sneak upstairs through two doors that are kept closed and get up on the saddle rack in Liz's room to get it.....we are perplexed......how did he pick out a cat from all the stuffed animals available...and what is he thinking? Maybe I don't want to know...
Be happy it was a stuffed cat and not a Raggedy Ann or Andy. Be very happy. (But keep an eye out for Elvis anyway.)
ReplyDeleteOdd, but my niece named her cat Elvis, too. As far as I know he is not warped, however. Just a little twisted--but aren't they all?
HAHAHAHA, he actually has "kill" in his eyes! Yikes.....
ReplyDeleteKitty cannabalisim....there can be only one!
ReplyDeleteI'd just like you to know that I posted my blog about cats BEFORE you posted this!!!!! Honest! lol.
ReplyDeletePure evilness :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a cat kinda day.... poor dickiebo....
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Elvis would stack up against Kitty Bob?
Cats are evil. Entertaining to be sure, but evil. Would a cat save your life like a dog would? Not on their self centered life!
ReplyDeleteBuuut, I sure get a charge out of the cat that rules the roost around here. Couldn't live without him around.
What a hilarious creature is your Elvis...too bad he couldn't hook up with our swarmy marmy cat. Of course it would be a battle royale cause they look to be two of a kind.
ReplyDeleteNeutered? I hope;-)
ReplyDeleteCats are just weird, evil creatures. I always say I won't save another kitten... every year I save more than one.
ReplyDeleteAnd for what... another jewel in my crown? HA!! I do believe I would take your Elvis over our Whimme... a 12 pound, spayed, Manx cat that will ONLY eat Kitten Chow, and that every once and a while will have a moment of insanity. This is also a cat that if you gently toss her outside to do her business will HOLD it and come in a use the kittens litter box. :-|
STOP IT!!!
ReplyDeleteYou got me laffin SO hard, I passed out in my bowl of Cap'n Crunch. That was priceless!!!
Thanks TC
Don't ever try to figure out a cat! I gave up a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteMr. Kitty looks like my Lily's twin!
Joated, the name was kind of a funny thing. Liz brought him home from some friends' barn and they were going through the usual song names and such that they give to critters. he had so much star power even as a little kitten that I thought he needed a name that fit that...hence Elvis. I am no fan of the late singer btw
ReplyDeleteWW, he is a devil, but he sure keeps things interesting around here
colleen, I think that is just what it is. I still have scars on my leg from when he tangled with an outdoor cat last fall.
dickiebo...sure, sure...lol. Actually I did see your cat post before I wrote this one, although I took the pics for this on Sunday.
Lisa, more than skin deep too. lol
Shirley, I don't think I know kitty bob....
Jeffro, you are absolutely right. I really am not a cat person, but this cat is so strange and funny...
Linda, scary thought. lol His idea of hooking up involves death for somebody with a lot of howling and claws thrown in....
aka, no alas
Sara, I know, I know....believe me. Alan brought a kitty home from a farm he visited on Sunday and it promptly vanished....somewhere....Liz thinks she saw it last night. Would a puppy have done that? Heck no!
Steve, captain crunch? Dang, you need to stop over for dinner some time.
Teri, he is a nut case, but he keeps things interesting. Remember when he ran through the house with a steak knife?