Play Signals

Trying to get biscuits out of our improvised non-kong

What do you when the pup, which you just brought in from outdoors, leaves a large and odoriferous "calling card" right next to your chair?


Why you scold, of course, and point at it and exclaim, "Bad dog!" in cogent terms. And strongly worded, yes indeedy!


Then what do you do when the pup comes over to see what you are yapping about, takes a look at the pile, play bows, and begins to bark at it as if saying, "Bad poo, bad! What are you doing there by Gramma's chair huh? Shame on you poo, shame, shame!"...????


Well, I didn't know exactly what to do about the situation except laugh myself half to death and take that idiot dog out for yet another constitutional. Prolly was wrong to laugh but I couldn't help it.


I have had dogs all my life, most often five at a time, as five is a nice solid number, but I have never had one bark at poo before.


Never. Now if only he would "bark" outdoors.