Who Taught the Cats

What am I up to, you ask

How to get into the milk house through the hose port? One day, a certain someone, who shall for the moment remain nameless, stuffed the Amish kitties through the port. They thought that was a grand idea. There is milk in there you know. And feet to tangle and people to trip. The other cats watched them enjoying their new ingress and egress and quickly learned to follow.

The hose port is where the milk truck driver puts the truck hose in order to access the milk when he comes to pick it up every other day. I can stop it up with a gallon jug, but I don't like to inconvenience him.

Cats are not allowed in milk houses. Milk inspectors tend to object.

So now, I have to get cats out of there several times a day. A dish of milk or a handful of cat food usually does the trick.

However, it doesn't take long before they are right back in. I think I have a bone to pick with that certain someone....early and often.....

Just nipping into the milk house to get underfoot and bawl for milk