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Monday, March 09, 2020

You Can't Make this Stuff Up

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

 Free-range pig plus pedometer (to prove that it is a free-range pig) plus depraved appetite and resulting valuable organic fertilizer.....

 Equals barn fire!
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5 comments:

  1. Terry and Linda4:55 PM

    NOT GOOD!

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  2. Nursejoan4:59 PM

    Gotta be a better way to determine "free range"!!

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  3. threecollie3:54 PM

    Linda, sure made for an interesting headline.

    Nursejoan, they do some pretty strange things over there.

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  4. Jacqueline Donnelly12:22 AM

    Ha ha! Well, not really funny, but yes, pretty funny, since the pig was unhurt. Who could have guessed that mixing pedometers with poo was so dangerous? As they say, truth is stranger than fiction.

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  5. threecollie10:28 AM

    Jacqueline, it never fails to amaze me the lengths people will go to in order to have their food produced the way they think it should be. An I wonder how one attaches a pedometer to a pig. They are not really shaped very well for attachments. lol

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