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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Blond joke

Someone dear to us sent me this and I thought it very fitting for this weather so.....


As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Upstate New York and I'm driving the salt truck!"


6 comments:

dmmgmfm said...

Heeheeheehee! That's very cute, thank you!

Linda said...

I love blonde jokes and I especially love sending them to blondes or those that should be:)

threecollie said...

Laurie, I laughed out loud when I got it, thanks

Linda, me too, and I pretty much fall into that category so I can get away with as many as I want of 'em....

The Troll, blonds, they're all alike!

Charley "Apple" Grabowski said...

LOL! This was great. I'm going to have fun at work and the DPW in the morning. Thanks for sharing!

threecollie said...

Apple, I got a big kick out of it too...I love good blond jokes.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the good giggle. :)