I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
The dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Fish Story
I have to write for my "real" writing job today so I leave you with this...Stolen shamelessly from a local friend who is also on Facebook.
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8 comments:
Just got to read all the post. Boy you sure can come up with things. I can't believe the earth pics pretty amazing, I sure hope Alan feels better soon (how was the BBQ did he share?), the 1099 thing is just out ragous! It will be a problem for everyone. Heck we pay our mechanic that much sometimes! Not just business's will be effected and not everyone has a tax number!! You take care.
LOL! Snakes are a lot smarter than we give them credit for.
Cute!
Bahahahahahah!
Linda
http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
That was worth the thievery :-D
very funny. i'm totally stealing this. ;-)
Lisa, I stole it shamelessly. lol
The 1099 thing really really upset me. I hate book work. I stink at it. I already probably spend 8 hours or more a week doing it....and now I can do more for less. You take care too!
FC, they know which way is up. Becky caught a new born garter snake that was cute as a speckled pup yesterday.
CTG Ponies, I loved it and simply had to steal it
Linda, exactly
Cathy, snake was like some folks I have met. lol
Ericka, as did I. lol
Jim, Thanks! And thanks for visiting and taking time to comment. I like your blog!
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